I’m Not Drunk I’m Patriotic Graphic Tee

Regular price $22.00

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🇺🇸Raise a toast to freedom—and fun. This cheeky patriotic tee is a must-have for backyard BBQs, fireworks shows, and all your red, white, and boozy summer plans. Boldly printed on a sport grey tee or tank in all-American red and blue, it’s a conversation starter with just the right amount of sass.

Made with buttery-soft ring-spun cotton and hand-pressed in our studio (never drop-shipped, thank you very much), this shirt is as comfy as it is clever. Whether you’re sipping hard seltzer by the lake or leading the family parade, this is your uniform for unapologetic Americana.

✨ Product Highlights:

  • Hand-pressed, never mass produced

  • Available in classic cotton or soft heather blends

  • Unisex fit with crewneck styling

  • Sustainably made with socially conscious manufacturing

  • Customizable: Choose your size & color from our chart

🧼 Care Tip: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry for longest-lasting wear.


🧵 Fabric Details:

  • Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly blend

  • Reactive dye for vibrant, lasting color

  • Double needle stitched hems for durability


🌈 Sizing + Customization:

Find your perfect fit with our Size + Color Chart.