Penny Puffs - Killer Breakfast Apparel

Start your day with a scream and a spoonful of chaos! The Penny Puffs design turns your favorite nightmare clown into a disturbingly delightful cereal mascot—complete with floating balloons, eyeballs, and just a dash of sinister charm. It's a spooky cereal spoof that’s perfect for horror lovers who want to terrify before their first cup of coffee.

🎈 Breakfast that floats… straight into your nightmares.
👁️ Free surprise inside? Let’s just say it’s not FDA approved.

Available Styles:

• Classic T-Shirt – $20

• Crew Neck Sweatshirt – $30

• Hoodie – $40

Material Info:

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)

• Pre-shrunk and reactive dyed

• Tear-away label for comfort

• Double-needle stitching for durability

• Sustainably and ethically sourced

• Handmade with twisted love in our creepy little workshop—never mass-produced or drop-shipped

Size + Color Guide:
Click here for sizing and color charts

Production Time:
Each piece is made-to-order. Please allow 10–14 business days for production before shipping.

Perfect For:

• Halloween festivals & haunted houses

• Horror movie fans

• Fans of creepy clowns and cursed cereal

• Those who like their breakfast with a side of "NOPE"