I'm Only Talking To My Dog Today Apparel

I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today

Some days are for meetings.
Some days are for people.
And some days are strictly between you and the dog who actually listens.

This cozy, no-nonsense sweatshirt says exactly what you’re thinking—so you don’t have to. Perfect for dog moms, dog dads, introverts, extroverts who are tired, and anyone whose dog is their emotional support coworker.

Soft, comfortable, and just sarcastic enough, it’s made for couch cuddles, quick errands, and days when small talk is absolutely not on the agenda.

Details:

• Available as a Unisex T-shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, or Hooded Sweatshirt

• Relaxed unisex fit for maximum comfort

• Professionally printed design that holds up wash after wash

• Sizes and style charts available here

Good to Know (aka the fine print we actually want you to read):

• All apparel is made-to-order with human hands, which means all purchases are final

• Limited style, size, and color combinations are available on the site

• Want a different combo? Email customerservice@campfiresandcookies.com and we’ll help design one just for you

Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
Your dog approves. 🐾