Michael Myers Middle Finger Graphic Apparel

Zero Chills Given – Michael Myers Graphic Tee, Crewneck or Hoodie

The king of silent slashing has one thing to say... and he's saying it loud with this hilarious and edgy Halloween design. A must-have for horror lovers who like to keep it spooky, sarcastic, and slightly offensive. Orange never looked so menacing, but you can also choose to have it printed on white, heathered military green, or mustard color. 

• Offered in Unisex Tee ($20), Crewneck Sweatshirt ($30), or Hoodie ($40)

• Handmade with love and snark – allow 10–14 days for creation

• Featuring an iconic masked menace delivering a finger of fury

• Choose your size and style before checking out

Material & Fit:

• Tees & Hoodies: 100% ring-spun cotton or cotton/polyester blend (see color/style chart)

• Crewnecks: Soft cotton/poly blend

• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color

• Ribbed crewneck collar and double-needle stitching

• Tear-away label

• USMCA certified

• Sustainably manufactured and socially conscious

Available Sizes:
S – 3XL (Size chart available here)

Production Time:
This handmade piece is created with care in our workshop. Please allow 10–14 days for production before shipping.

Style Tip:
Pair with ripped jeans, combat boots, or a flannel tied around your waist for that perfectly eerie autumn vibe.