Myers Munch - Killer Breakfast Apparel

🎃 A breakfast to die for….

Some people start their day with coffee. Others start it with a kitchen knife and a bowl of skull-shaped cereal. Say hello to Myers Munch, the breakfast choice of emotionless slashers everywhere. This retro cereal spoof stars a certain silent stalker serving up a killer combo of pumpkins, skulls, and bad decisions—all wrapped in rainbow lightning and eerie charm.

Available Styles:

• Classic T-Shirt – $20

• Crew Neck Sweatshirt – $30

• Hoodie – $40

Material Info:

• 100% ring-spun USA cotton (Heathers contain a cotton/poly blend)

• Pre-shrunk, soft, and spooky

• Tear-away label and double-needle stitching

• Sustainably sourced and ethically produced

• Handmade in our haunted little workshop—no drop-shipping, just old-school creepy craftsmanship

Size + Color Guide:
Click here for size and color charts

Production Time:
All orders are made-to-order. Please allow 10–14 business days for creation before your nightmare ships.

Perfect For:

• Horror lovers and Halloween junkies

• Fans of vintage cereal box parody

• Creepy couples, spooky squad gifts

• Starting your morning with some slasher flair