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Voorhees Bites - Killer Breakfast Apparel

Voorhees Bites - Killer Breakfast Apparel

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.00 USD
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Breakfast just got slashed. Say hello to Voorhees Bites, the only cereal-themed slasher spoof that combines spooky humor, vintage vibes, and horror nostalgia into one delightfully deadly design. Featuring a masked menace serving up a bowl of bones, pumpkins, and tombstones—with a sprinkle of rainbow lightning and bats for extra flavor—this is the ultimate fall graphic for horror fans with a twisted sense of humor.

☠️ Free hockey mask inside? Probably not. But we’re not saying no.
🔪 A cereal so scary… it bites back.

Apparel Options:
Customize your killer look with your choice of style and color:

  • Classic T-Shirt – $20

  • Crew Neck Sweatshirt – $30

  • Hoodie – $40

Material Details:

  • 100% ring-spun USA cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)

  • Pre-shrunk, ultra-soft feel

  • Double-needle stitching for durability

  • Ribbed collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Tear-away label

  • USMCA and OEKO-TEX certified

  • Handmade in our haunted little workshop—no drop-shipping!

Size + Color Guide:
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Production Time:
Each piece is made to order with care and a hint of creepy magic. Please allow 7–10 business days for production before shipping.

Perfect For:

  • Horror movie marathons

  • Spooky season strolls

  • Camp counselors who didn’t listen

  • Breakfast rebels with dark cereal energy

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