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Voorhees Bites - Killer Breakfast Apparel
Voorhees Bites - Killer Breakfast Apparel
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Breakfast just got slashed. Say hello to Voorhees Bites, the only cereal-themed slasher spoof that combines spooky humor, vintage vibes, and horror nostalgia into one delightfully deadly design. Featuring a masked menace serving up a bowl of bones, pumpkins, and tombstones—with a sprinkle of rainbow lightning and bats for extra flavor—this is the ultimate fall graphic for horror fans with a twisted sense of humor.
☠️ Free hockey mask inside? Probably not. But we’re not saying no.
🔪 A cereal so scary… it bites back.
Apparel Options:
Customize your killer look with your choice of style and color:
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Classic T-Shirt – $20
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Crew Neck Sweatshirt – $30
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Hoodie – $40
Material Details:
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100% ring-spun USA cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
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Pre-shrunk, ultra-soft feel
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Double-needle stitching for durability
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Ribbed collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Tear-away label
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USMCA and OEKO-TEX certified
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Handmade in our haunted little workshop—no drop-shipping!
Size + Color Guide:
View our Size & Color Charts
Production Time:
Each piece is made to order with care and a hint of creepy magic. Please allow 7–10 business days for production before shipping.
Perfect For:
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Horror movie marathons
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Spooky season strolls
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Camp counselors who didn’t listen
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Breakfast rebels with dark cereal energy
